बुधवार, 20 नवंबर 2013

RECRUIT

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.

If they are counting the Bricks.Put them in the
 accounts Department.

If they are recounting them..Put them in
 auditing .

If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks.Put them in
 engineering.


If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order.Put them in
 planning.

If they are throwing the Bricks at each other.Put them in
 operations .

If they are sleeping.Put them in
 security.

If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.Put them in information
 Technology.

If they are sitting idle.Put them in human
 resources.

If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in
 sales.

If they have already left for The day.Put them in
 marketing...

If they are staring out of the Window.Put them on strategic
 Planning..

And then last but not least.If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick
Has been Moved.

Congratulate them and put them
 In Top management

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